Diary of a Wimpy Kid entry: Mom and Dad told me we had to move, and I don’t know why! I wish they’d at least explain what’s going on. It’s like they’re following some kind of fair hearing in law, but I don’t know what that means!
But then I overheard Mom talking to someone about legal aid in Fulton County. Maybe they’re getting help with something legal? I wish I knew what was going on!
And then I found a brochure about Georgia environmental laws. Maybe we’re moving because of those laws! I have to find out more about this!
Meanwhile, Dad was on the phone talking about some dark fiber IRU agreement. I don’t even know what that is, but it sounds important!
Mom mentioned something about Deloitte Legal Brussels. Maybe they’re helping us with whatever legal stuff is going on.
But then Dad mentioned the no-fault law of auto insurance. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds like it could be about the move.
And to top it all off, I overheard a couple of adults talking about whether buzz buttons are legal. What are buzz buttons, and why do they need to be legal?
I think I need to do some detective work and figure out what’s going on with all these legal things. Maybe there’s some legal loopholes to make money that I can use to get some answers!
I wish I could talk to someone at Carew Law Office. They sound like they know what they’re doing.
I need to find out what contract closure is too. Maybe that’s what’s happening with all this legal stuff!